She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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