I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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