Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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