ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
