I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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