I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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