Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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