is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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