I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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