i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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