My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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