Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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