I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
