I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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