i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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