Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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