but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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