She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i dont even know how to be here
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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