They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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