Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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