grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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