i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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