absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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