Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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