Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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