so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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