Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I smell like Dick and happiness
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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