what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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