Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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