how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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