Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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