Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think people are normalizing furries
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