Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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