Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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