Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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