i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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