she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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