It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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