when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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