using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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