guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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