Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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