He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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