watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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