Its about making memories worth repressing
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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