You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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