She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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