wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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