Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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