I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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